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The Lion Tamer
« on: February 27, 2015, 09:58:46 PM »

A circus owner runs an advert for a ‘lion tamer wanted’ and two people showed up......

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties

The circus owner tells them, I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.
He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history."


Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.

As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her
beautiful, perfect naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks,
sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He
continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes,
then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!!

He says "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The old golfer replies, "Possibly...but you've got
to get that lion out of there first."
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Re: The Lion Tamer
« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2015, 11:36:44 PM »

 clap:-) Good!
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Re: The Lion Tamer
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2015, 08:51:18 AM »

 Love it
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Re: The Lion Tamer
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2015, 02:23:55 PM »

Reminds me of the tale about an old lion tamer teaching a young lion tamer how to deal with a ferocious lion.

 He said to the young tamer:
 "first use the chair that you should keep between you and the lion, using the legs to prod at the lion".

The young lion tamer said:
"what if that doesn't work?"

The master replied:
 "then use the whip - crack it as loud as you can".

"What if the whip doesn't scare him?" Said the young trainer apprehensively.

The old lion tamer said:
 "then you must resort to the ultimate deterrant - throw manure in his eyes".

But what if there's no manure around?" said the young tamer nervously.

"Oh there will be . . . believe me, there will be . . . . loads of it . . . . " said the old trainer with a wry smile on his face!  CW ;-)
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